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Today, Mah Dad Forced Thehole Family To Sit Through A Two-hour Lecture, With Supporting Reserech, On How The "Mayan Prophecy" Is Actually A Load Of Shit Fabricated By Conmen. Nice To Know He Thinks We're All Borderline Brain-dead, Gullible Fuckwitsho Believed It To Begin With. Thanks, Dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20879) - you deserved it (4325)

On 12/15/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by oh gee, you don't say (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

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On the 21st, play some music with loud bass on your speakers to make the house shake. Then see if he comes down screaming that the Mayans were right.

#1 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:28pm by loserboii

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Tell him to explain it again, through the use of interpretive dance

#9 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:32pm by TipOfTheHat

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