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Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3781) - you deserved it (49484)

On 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by fuckmyassimcold (man) - United States

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You deserve it just for saying "my sucker of a wife."

#1 - On 12/14/2012 at 8:33pm by Welshite

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Serves you right; you sound like a dick.

#4 - On 12/14/2012 at 8:34pm by feldco1

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