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Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML

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On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I just threw up reading this.

#1 - On 12/14/2012 at 10:02am by aFreedom127

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Hark the transportation sings,
"Everyone is vomiting!"
If you don't want to be next,
you better get out of that mess

Chistmas joy their bellies bringing
From their throats the vomit singing,
"damn all of you infidels!
I hope that you enjoy the smell"

Hark the transportation sings,
"Everyone is vomiting!"

#11 - On 12/14/2012 at 10:07am by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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+63 | 13

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