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Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (2155)

On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States

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Don't think that's even a friend to begin with :/

#1 - On 12/13/2012 at 9:07pm by stevenJB

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Spread a rumor that she's pregnant

#5 - On 12/13/2012 at 9:09pm by mpsteve137

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