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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. As part of my presents, my parents gave me prepaid debit card. When I got home, I looked at it again and realized it's the debit card you get from selling back books to our university bookstore. I bought my own books this year. They gave me my own refund. FML


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On 05/18/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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Is it just me, or are parents getting cheaper and cheaper these days?

#2 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:11am by redbluegreen

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My mom got me nothing for my B-Day. Many kids have to pay for their own schooling. It's really not a big deal though.

I don't understand why they tried to pass it off as a gift though. Are they crazy?

#4 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:13am by 24788

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