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Today, after two weeks of being grounded, I was finally let out of the house by my mom. I had to call her at 1am asking her to come get me, because I got so drunk, I told my ride to leave without me. I'm grounded again after less than a day of freedom. FML

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If you're old enough to still be grounded,
you're not old enough to drink. Ydi.

#2 - On 12/09/2012 at 6:31am by RaggleFrock

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Grounding is usually to teach you a lesson and not be bad. She probably thought you learnt your lesson but, clap clap, you proved her wrong.

#1 - On 12/09/2012 at 6:31am by kyliebear

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