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Today, feeling very distant to my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3519) - you deserved it (38087)

On 12/08/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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If you were distant, shouldn't you, oh I don't know, try to talk to her instead of looking at her diary? YDI

#1 - On 12/08/2012 at 9:09pm by Mearemoi

See in context

+589 | 13

Say hello to trust issues and an even greater distance..

#7 - On 12/08/2012 at 9:13pm by lilhellian

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