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Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML

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On 12/08/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by last time I drive stoned (man) - United Kingdom

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Your name screams YDI.

#5 - On 12/08/2012 at 9:12pm by Iniezian

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If the road was empty, I wouldn't have waited more than 2 minutes to just run it.

#1 - On 12/08/2012 at 9:08pm by VonGore

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