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Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21736) - you deserved it (2310)

On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

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Screw her! Everyone has had a crush and it sucks that she treated you that way OP. She sounds like a snobby, conceited bitch.

#3 - On 12/05/2012 at 2:23am by Harpy20

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"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."

#19 - On 12/05/2012 at 2:40am by sheethapins

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