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Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

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He thinks he's punny, eh?

Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~

#1 - On 12/04/2012 at 5:41am by Mideoyeo

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That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.

#2 - On 12/04/2012 at 5:41am by LSS

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