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Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43272) - you deserved it (3509)

On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

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People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

#1 - On 12/03/2012 at 7:01pm by XPetrova

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But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

#2 - On 12/03/2012 at 7:02pm by MsSoulReaper

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