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Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10179) - you deserved it (74887)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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And this is why we're taught to think before we act.

#8 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:49pm by WendlaMimii

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You my friend are a special type of retarded.

#9 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:49pm by ComputerAnalysis

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