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Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14100) - you deserved it (1371)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)

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Don't listen to them, I'm sure you'll find a nice person one day :) Prove them wrong!

#1 - On 12/03/2012 at 10:10am by kultyre

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That's when you responded...
"Knowing you, uncle died just to get away from your bitchy ass", right? ..., right?

EDIT: Damn. I'm always late to the comment party.

#5 - On 12/03/2012 at 10:14am by RedPillSucks

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