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Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (2137)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)

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Don't listen to them, I'm sure you'll find a nice person one day :) Prove them wrong!

#1 - On 12/03/2012 at 10:10am by kultyre

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Retort with "Knowing you, I'm surprised uncle didn't die sooner."

If you went out of your way to say something positive and she shat on it, you might as well throw it back at her. Just don't resort to thumping your chests and walking around on all fours.

#4 - On 12/03/2012 at 10:13am by ManInTheMachine

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