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Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML
Don't listen to them, I'm sure you'll find a nice person one day :) Prove them wrong!
Retort with "Knowing you, I'm surprised uncle didn't die sooner."
If you went out of your way to say something positive and she shat on it, you might as well throw it back at her. Just don't resort to thumping your chests and walking around on all fours.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 December 2014