Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML

by Randiluck / 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

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  • Soon you all will be arguing over who has more pubic hair.

    #8 - On 11/30/2012 at 2:20am by NoorFML

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  • These are normal meal-time conversations at the Bastard household. We throw in pus, the stench of dead colon, and blood just for good measure.

    #22 - On 11/30/2012 at 2:40am by DocBastard

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