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Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9917) - you deserved it (20789)

On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

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Well paintballs hurt like a bitch so if she kept shooting you I don't blame you.

#2 - On 11/26/2012 at 10:00am by soccerguy2

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You just stood there? we have legs for a reason.

#4 - On 11/26/2012 at 10:01am by Kiki242

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