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Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Well paintballs hurt like a bitch so if she kept shooting you I don't blame you.
You just stood there? we have legs for a reason.
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