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Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, being blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14584) - you deserved it (8993)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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try running through a sprinkler next time!

#4 - On 11/16/2012 at 10:01am by ant1078

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Under pressure, pushing down on you, pressing down on me, no man has more.

To ease the pain, you should put on some Ice, Ice, Baby.

#20 - On 11/16/2012 at 10:10am by perdix

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