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Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13323) - you deserved it (1484)

On 11/10/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by me - United States (Oregon)

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Your friend sucks

#2 - On 11/10/2012 at 8:17pm by kitchenwhizz

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Who the fuck still siphons gas? God damn.

#4 - On 11/10/2012 at 8:17pm by AbstraktThoughts

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+76 | 10

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