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Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29575) - you deserved it (1931)

On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.

#2 - On 11/08/2012 at 12:49pm by PleaseStayChill

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tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these pussies"

#3 - On 11/08/2012 at 12:50pm by teague95

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