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Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML


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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

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if she can walk back and forth to her fridge all damn day she doesnt need a handicap seat

#1 - On 11/07/2012 at 10:07am by Fuhkyoo

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As you just found out, stupidity is also a disability. A VERY common disability.

#3 - On 11/07/2012 at 10:09am by DocBastard

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