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Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

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On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by Unappreciated Grandchild - United States (Maryland)

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Try communicating with him more. Talk to him. Does he show affection to other members of your family?
Maybe that's just him.

#1 - On 11/06/2012 at 12:51pm by callummh

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At least he didn't spray you with Windex to try to remove the ugly stain blocking his view.

That's a start :)

#6 - On 11/06/2012 at 12:59pm by perdix

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