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Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19812) - you deserved it (6126)

On 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Ugh - United States (California)

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Oh dear god.

#1 - On 11/05/2012 at 2:58am by ScruffyFML

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Hitler in the making. Good thing you came across that, maybe you can fix him before he does something terribly crazy.

#6 - On 11/05/2012 at 3:01am by enormouselephant

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