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Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13826) - you deserved it (1468)

On 11/02/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by annoyed - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's the worst! All you can really do is throw a beer at him when he isn't looking. Then he'll throw a fit and security will toss him on his ass! :D

#2 - On 11/02/2012 at 10:36am by iBurnTrees

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If it's that kind of concert, turn to his direction and yell MOSH PIT!!

#9 - On 11/02/2012 at 10:54am by PenguinBitch

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