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Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22628) - you deserved it (2216)

On 10/31/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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That's when you sit down on the host's place

#1 - On 10/31/2012 at 1:47pm by lenamartinovic

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It's cause when 13 dine, the first to rise is the first to die

#6 - On 10/31/2012 at 1:48pm by Forlorn420

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