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Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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On 10/22/2012 at 12:09pm - misc - by preggersmcgee (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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It still fit and it was cute. Everyone is built differently. Don't try to force yourself to look a certain way.

#2 - On 10/22/2012 at 4:36pm by Welshite

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Are you sure its a maternity dress? because some pregnant ladies don't need maternity clothes. I still wear my maternity clothes even though i have lost all my baby weight. You can't tell at all, so if you like the dress and it fits you nice wear it anyway.

#4 - On 10/22/2012 at 4:39pm by donut_gurl

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