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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about extinct peoples, and I said how close the Jewish people came to becoming one. She condescendingly told me they don't exist anymore. When I asked what she was talking about, I realized she was confusing them with the Vikings. What the hell? FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

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What the hell indeed! I don't know, their light white skin, thick accents, and their ability on horses are easy to confuse...

Wait... Never mind. I'm thinking about Prussians.

#2 - On 10/21/2012 at 2:39pm by tisvana20

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She might be on to something. I've never heard of a Jewish Viking.

#9 - On 10/21/2012 at 2:42pm by greenie213

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