Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21024) - you deserved it (2392)
On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Anonymous 's life also sucksToday, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that…
didntknowyoucouldbreakit also deserved itToday, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted…
I like your parents :p
#1 - On 10/16/2012 at 3:14am by randomthing
See in context
+474 | 14
At least they used a good reference, right?
#3 - On 10/16/2012 at 3:14am by jazzyjazz23
+192 | 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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