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Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18934) - you deserved it (1118)

On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

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I think I'm your roommate.

#4 - On 10/10/2012 at 3:46pm by kathcduri

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Tell her to buzz off.

#1 - On 10/10/2012 at 3:44pm by Fenthik

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