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Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12337) - you deserved it (1322)

On 10/06/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Joey - United States (Nevada)

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You can dress up as Santa for Halloween. That'll save you money on costumes too.

#2 - On 10/06/2012 at 6:07am by Betz

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That sounds awesome.

#1 - On 10/06/2012 at 6:05am by Lizza330

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