Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Today, my right hand and I went to the cinema together.

    #2 - On 10/03/2012 at 10:12am by Popcornography

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  • Wait wait wait...WHAT?? You're in college, man! If you aren't involved in nearly-illegal shenanigans good enough for a silly journal, then you are doing college WRONG.

    We need to talk. Seriously, I'm worried about you. Call me.

    #4 - On 10/03/2012 at 10:13am by DocBastard

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