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Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
Honestly, I think it was a decently clever off the top of her head kind of joke.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015