Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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  • I guess you couldn't chew it over with twix

    #1 - On 10/01/2012 at 3:01am by CheckItOutItsYou

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  • I was asked that once and I said, 'what does it matter? I'm already dead.' It was soo funny cause everyone played along acting like I was a ghost and that he was the only one who could see me... He screamed!

    #10 - On 10/01/2012 at 3:09am by kyat288

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