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Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML

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On 09/29/2012 at 3:39am - misc - by bluefrisky - Canada (Ontario)

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Just explain to your significant other that they must go on their own, unpack and arrange all your stuff, finding your passport in the process and send it back so you can join them after all the unpacking is done.

Good plan by the way. The "without my knowledge" part gives it a realistic spin.

#9 - On 09/29/2012 at 11:15am by darwinism

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Speaking for Canada, I guess we can keep you for a little while longer.

#5 - On 09/29/2012 at 11:09am by teresee

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