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TODAY, MY EX DROPPED BY TO PICK UP A PIECE OF ART E'D LEFT WEN I TREW IM OUT A MONT AGO. WILE ERE, E VISITED TE RESTROOM. TONIGT, MY SAMPOO SMELLED LYK URINE. AND E CALLED AT 11PM TO SAY E'D ''RUBBED ONE OUT'' ON MY NEW BOYFRIEND'S TOOTBRUS. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19846) - you deserved it (7376)

On 09/27/2012 at 7:37am - misc - by red (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Have him arrested!

#1 - On 09/27/2012 at 9:59am by KBear3109

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Well revenge is a dish best served cold...

#2 - On 09/27/2012 at 9:59am by fleur_de_fevrier

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