By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
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torbey 23

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

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darthzerg 7

I hope you did something about this...

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torbey 23

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

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Autoshot 9

Either way, punch him in the face.

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smlrockslol 4

YOUR THE NON-BACON BELIEVER FROM THE OTHER POST!

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Welshite 39

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torbey 23

Yes I am, and proud of it :) I suggest you read my comment regarding this on that other post, thanks.

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MDTeddy 13

I would tell the wife. Something doesn't seem right.

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walmartpaysme 15

I'm sure his wife knows, since she had to pay her manager to take his order at work.

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Driveshaft 5

I need closure on this anecdote!!! So...many...questions...op!

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kyarush 10

Sounds like it's grounds for an ass whoopin' and a very good explanation to me.

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AllThingsBright_ 11

So let me get this straight OP... You saw a shady looking person and you actually went over to him when he beckoned for you? Whatever happened to stranger danger?

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lilpsyco 16

To scare the shit out of him. He's obviously a freak so he probably has nothing else to do

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darthzerg 7

I hope you did something about this...

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gatorade009 1

Call the police. Save the pictures as evidence.

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onlychildFTW 33

Make sure to leave his finger prints on them, just to make sure everything works out with the police. Creepy guy, you should have taken his picture and see how he likes it. Haha.

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LarryLaDouche 13

I wouldn't normally resort to physical violence, but for the life of me I can only think of turning this guy into dog food.

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mackdeezy 22

Well.... at least he's an honest stalker.... ?

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yupitssoph 18

This FML honestly gave me chills, more than any other "I saw a random man/received a creepy letter" type FML ever has.

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PipingMouse 14

Time to get new drapes on our windows, honey!

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jdimaria3 13

Sssssss that'sssssssss a nice wife you have there, it would be a ssssssssshame if sssssomething were to happen to her

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blushy 14

dude that is really scary. you should do somwthing about it

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thingamajiga 5

So what did you say to him?

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OhDearBetrayal 25

"Jolly gee, stranger! I just love getting my wifes pictures but I've been so busy lately. Looks like you did all the work for me."

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pavlovaaLOVE 7

Jolly gee?! Wtf. You could have been sarcastic with out that. Thats not normal.. Even in sarcasm

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nightwishs 13

Ummm that would be when you contact the police. That's not right. That's seriously ****** up

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crazycountrychic 1

Definatly!! That's a problem there that needs to be reported

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musicman79 0

Really call the police... Not post it on fml!:P

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HeyArnold91 8

That is beyond creepy. If you know what he looks like notify the police now!

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toelie 26

On the news tonight: "The police are looking for a shady looking person."

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ZombieSazza 34

Well actually, his finger prints would highly likely be on the photo prints. If the cops are bored enough (which I doubt) they would be maybe be able to get an identification from that.

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MrBond007_fml 6

If they were nice prints you should keep them, maybe hang them up somewhere. How nice of this man to take photos of your wife free of charge. Wait are you sure your not on like a cruise ship or something?

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ammerhammer 3

Do you do that? Are you the stalker? Why else would defend him?

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