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Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (2757)

On 09/25/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by badluckryan - United States (Massachusetts)

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You are one sad, strange little man.

#4 - On 09/25/2012 at 1:00pm by PenguinBitch

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Or that your FML has been nearly ignored because some dude's wife slept with six guys at once in college

#16 - On 09/25/2012 at 1:32pm by Iknowsomestuff

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