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Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18083) - you deserved it (1132)

On 09/23/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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"Hello, this is your son calling on behalf of the I'm-screwed-over fund..."

#2 - On 09/24/2012 at 3:04am by Kaatosade

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Your parents sound like they're not very good at being parents. I feel sorry for you.

#4 - On 09/24/2012 at 3:06am by SApprentice

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