Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19506) - you deserved it (1659)
On 09/20/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by Emily - United States (California)
tiredeolfatty's life also sucksToday, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a…
myself also deserved itToday, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
I think maybe next time, it's better to just text them.
#1 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:05am by BabySparkle1
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+109 | 14
How many times did you call her?
#2 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:06am by Doortje
+86 | 24
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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