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Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12697) - you deserved it (941)

On 09/20/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by Emily - United States (California)

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I think maybe next time, it's better to just text them.

#1 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:05am by BabySparkle1

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How many times did you call her?

#2 - On 09/21/2012 at 3:06am by Doortje

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