Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22829) - you deserved it (1222)
On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)
GMD's life also sucksToday, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they…
Cherrish it also deserved itToday, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one…
Buy a gun. Dare him to fuck with you again.
#3 - On 09/19/2012 at 4:18pm by boating_guy
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+217 | 28
Aw DAMN. That's creepy as heck.
#1 - On 09/19/2012 at 4:18pm by Fence
+204 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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