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Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML


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On 09/17/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by Nickie809 - United States (Nevada)

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Is your new neighbor a cat...?

#1 - On 09/17/2012 at 12:53pm by willsmithjr

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Rabbit ears like what used to be on top of tv's or the animal rabbit ears?

#2 - On 09/17/2012 at 12:54pm by CyNommy

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