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Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML

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On 09/16/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by kacie smith - United States (North Carolina)

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So was your childhood nonexistent? Or is motion sickness one of those things you can develop as an adult (assuming you're not pregnant or anything)?

#2 - On 09/16/2012 at 11:17am by Danny0522

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Why didn't you get off after you threw up the first time?

I'll bet your sex life is very dynamic ;) You probably lay there like a boat anchor to keep from puking.

#8 - On 09/16/2012 at 11:22am by perdix

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