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Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML
So was your childhood nonexistent? Or is motion sickness one of those things you can develop as an adult (assuming you're not pregnant or anything)?
Why didn't you get off after you threw up the first time?
I'll bet your sex life is very dynamic ;) You probably lay there like a boat anchor to keep from puking.
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