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Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16575) - you deserved it (4251)

On 09/01/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck yuo (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

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At least they care:)

#3 - On 09/01/2012 at 7:07pm by WCARlover

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Pfft, I'd still run into it.
I'm that accident prone.

#9 - On 09/01/2012 at 7:11pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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