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Today, I learned that my 76 year old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15592) - you deserved it (1068)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by MsConfusedd - United States (New Jersey)

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That's hot. Hook me up bro'

#1 - On 09/01/2012 at 6:43am by Rodders_SOTC

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That's the definition of "confidence" right there!

Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying fuck". I get the two confused sometimes.

#14 - On 09/01/2012 at 7:19am by DocBastard

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