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Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20066) - you deserved it (2301)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:18am - misc - by AmyLeigh - Canada (Alberta)

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I would be waiting for the one idiot that asks if that's its natural color.

#1 - On 08/26/2012 at 6:04am by StormfrontX33

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As long as no one who questions you is from the SPCA or the Humane Society, you won't have to put up with the well-deserved animal abuse investigation.

#8 - On 08/26/2012 at 6:11am by perdix

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