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Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML

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Maintenance man: I'm here to fix your leaky pipe, ma'am.
Woman: Oh, it's so leaky.
Maintenance man: And it's getting you so wet.
Woman: Yes, so wet!
Maintenance man: Let me get out my tool...

#5 - On 08/21/2012 at 10:08am by DocBastard

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Not trying to be mean... But from what I've experienced in my life most maintenance teams half ass everything and are lazy.

I hope you have renter's insurance if so anything damaged or destroyed won't const too much.

#1 - On 08/21/2012 at 10:02am by Rei_Ayanami

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