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Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3614) - you deserved it (11048)

On 08/18/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan

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Intelligence is only skin deep.... So keep scrubbing

#3 - On 08/18/2012 at 8:41pm by nictransitglory

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Really? Sounds like something snooki would do.

#7 - On 08/18/2012 at 8:43pm by Kiki242

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