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Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19474) - you deserved it (3420)

On 08/17/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by elijah (man) - United States

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Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.

#1 - On 08/17/2012 at 12:58pm by calilovesneb

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Best show on television i don't blame her.

#3 - On 08/17/2012 at 12:59pm by theslimshadylp

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