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Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.
I'm sure he really does care about you.
He just has to be drunk first.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014