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Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17215) - you deserved it (9640)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

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Who drinks from the carton that's just disgusting.

#2 - On 08/03/2012 at 8:51pm by Feklfekl2222

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A carton of milk isn't that heavy.

#3 - On 08/03/2012 at 8:51pm by Bluekaren16

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