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Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML
What a moron. I know girls who fart, burp, and shit more than a man.
She's going to really hate motherhood someday.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014