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Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML


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On 08/01/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by jessmess (woman) - United States (Texas)

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That washing machine is trolling you.

#2 - On 08/01/2012 at 4:43pm by LappDance

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That sucks, just go complain that it's broken and maybe they will refund you :)

#1 - On 08/01/2012 at 4:42pm by twinkledinosaur

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